unnecessary graffiti

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Well, Embarrassing..
i mean, i'm still white (with a tint of a gritty yellow)
what's a self-maintenance kinduv girl suppose to do!

 my nails are kept short (thank you pavement!),
my toe toes are licked clean to perfection,
ok, i do wait for the rain- it's what i call an 'el natural' bath.

honestly, it's been...let's see.. 1, maybe 2 years since my last bath.
*don't ask

Any volunteers to give me a bath?!
accepting applications..TODAY!

Click & treat

15 WOO WOOs:

Mango said...

You will need to find a nice snow bank and roll about with great vigor.


Khyra The Siberian Husky And Sometimes Her Mom said...


I've nevFUR had one -

I think my mom is afraid fur some reason -

NOW, bakhk to your nap -

PeeEssWoo: I KNOW Mango is khorrekht fur it SNOW works fur me!

giantspeckledchihuahua said...

The last bath Stumpy had was a swim in the lake when we were home in massachusetts. She is needing one, too!

The Thundering Herd said...

Woo - someone is just not being nice. We actually don't get baths very often because we sibes clean our own coats. Pretty cool, huh?

Maggie and Mitch said...

Mitch went a whole year before he got a bath! Some of us doggies are just naturally clean, right?!

Love ya lots
Maggie and Mitch

Cheyenne -Millie said...

Monty dog gets a bath about every three or four months.... usually.... but this time it has been at least 5 or 6 months since his last bath!!

Cezar and Léia said...

oh dear Tula, I could bath you if you don't mind about cat's baths! LOL
Don't worry, soon the Spring is coming!
Funny post, I loved it.But you look beautiful, don't worry okay!
purrs and love
Luna - We love LUna

Bruce said...

I keep myself clean the same way you do Tula. I don't even want to think about what I would do to someone who tried to give me a bath...PLEASE...don't touch me there!
Tell your Mom to photoshop the dirt away for now.
love ya,

elbouwii said...

we never go in bath! :p
we have our naturall smell :)

El'bow & Hauwii

Bruce said...

Thanks for the Norwood update Tula...I bet you were a big help!
your pal,
p.s. there's plenty of room for you in the house on the sea!

Dennis the Vizsla said...

hello tula its dennis the vizsla dog hay oh noes!!! did yoo fall asleep by the train traks??? ok bye

Life With Dogs said...
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Life With Dogs said...

I'm happy to volunteer someone else to do it! :)


tula monstah
i'm surprised you didn't write.. feed me cookies on your belly.

oh.. at least you know your not alone here... alot of stinky bloggie pals out there too.

The OP Pack said...

We usually stay pretty clean or if we do get dirty, once it is dry, it just brushes off. But we must admit we did a really good job of muddying up the pup today - she was a mess!!!

Have a great weekend.

Woos, Phantom, Thunder, and Ciara