4.04.2009

Saturday Morning Funnies

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add dishwasher, crumb-cleaner, flower waterer... need i say more?
(hmmm, i'd say i earn my way around herah.)



Did you hear about the new dog cross-breeds?

  • They crossed a Pekingese and a Lhasa Apso. The new breed is Peekasso, an abstract dog.
  • They crossed a Bloodhound and a Labrador. The new breed is a Blabador, a dog that gossips incessantly. (blab blab blab-keep your secrets around that one!)
  • They crossed a Spitz and a Chow-Chow. The new breed is a Spitz-Chow, a dog that throws up a lot. (not very popular)
  • They crossed a Pointer and a Setter. The new breed is a Poinsetter, a traditional Christmas pet. (makes a great Xmas gift)
  • and lastly, the cross between a Malamute and a Pointer. The new breed is a Moot Point, owned by....oh, well, it doesn't really matter.
(written by http://www.jokesnjokes.net/funny.jokes.amusing.humor.laughs/Kids/kiddog001.htm)

HAVE A BOW WOW WEEKEND!
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6 WOO WOOs:

Maggie and Mitch said...

hehehe - those are very cute! Our favorite is the Pointer and the Setter!

Love ya lots,
Maggie and Mitch

Suzuki said...

BOL You are a funny girl Tula!
Big licks to you
Suzuki
xxx

NORWOOD UNLEASHED said...

Hi Monstah

What do you get when you cross a Chihuahua and an Akita? A margarita... hee hee.. just made it up.

norwood

Eric said...

Oooh you are funny!!! And I like you!!! Just pondering...are the Poinsetters red?

Wiry wags, Eric xx

DogsDeserveFreedom said...

Thanks for the giggles. I wanted to pop by and thank you for coming by my blog and in March! I hope to hear from you again in April.

DogsDeserveFreedom

Agatha and Archie said...

Archie is absolutely rolling with laughter at these jokes! Sorry we have been MIA but we are back( CAN YOU BELIVE IT IS RAINING TODAY!! AND NO OPENING DAY!!! PAH) Love A+A