my date with the mango luv machine

Posted by with 14 comments
Smiley from millan.net
hi bloggiepals,

you heard it right.. got myself a date!
with the one & only relentlessly huge MANGO!

Actually his momma arranged it ..
guess she thought he'd like my large muscle butt.
luckily my photo/videographer assistant, my Aunt Bee (norwood's mommie)
was available to record this major event. yeah!

there were a few other chaperones too.
like Paul the training dude from grad skool.
and both our mommas. geesh.. talk about baggage. no fun!

luv at first sight? or at first bite?
trainer dude thought we should start slow & far apart.
i was trying to luv eye him up. check him up & down.
nevah see anything quite like him before.
guess he's kinda cute.

(live-action version click here
training note: click & treated for looking at each other calmly

 but the boy only had luvie eyes for his momma.

 you could tell the paul trainerdude was trying to figure him out...

and i couldn't figure him out either.
what does a girl have to do to get noticed!

so onto plan b:
i'll tell him how i feel!

 there! i'll puff & crumble my lippers at him.
except this only means one thang.

watch out --starting to bubble ovah.
come on- stop looking at your momma~
then.. a few choice hbo words may have popped out.
on accident oops. (not lady-like)

but obviously bubbling ovah means somethang quite different for the Mango. 
i think he's excited.. i mean he shows it in a whole other way.
not sure i'm ready for that- yikes.

guess what? as we got closer..
out came the Mango Luv Song.

click on the photo 4 live action or here.
geepers he hams it up for the camera.

 everything was going good.
until this floof entered the picture.
who invited her?
really? a threesome on a first date-! as if!

all of sudden ..an encore performance took place.
not for me. nope. for miss floofie tail.
(4 live action- click here)

i mean i can look past the sudz,
and his crayon,
and being a momma's boy.

this was most upsetting.
i showed him all my tulaness.. what gives?

so we ended the date there.
i left him a couple more messages outside.

and then his momma said.. we'll cya in grad skool tula!
bye mango.

oh well..
Massachewsitz boys can't handle a girl from brooklyn.
there's other mangos in the tree.
Smiley from millan.net

Happy Memorial Day weekend!
put the hot doggies on the grill & eat'em up..

interested in a few more outtakes:
"i think he's interested" video- click here
"the slobbery waterbowl"- click here
"hey i'm trying to look at the beast"- click here

14 WOO WOOs:

Sam said...

Wow, Tula! NICE job. you kept your cool as Mango sang and that Berner girl walked behind you. LOVED the clicking and the treating -- it's so nice to see someone actually doing behavior mod work instead of doing all kinds of weird stuff like smacking the dog's muzzle.. I give your momma a lot of credit..

Cyndi and Stumpy said...

May 30, 2010 8:16 AM RHM needs to know that Memorial Day weekend dates require bbq's, lakes, and hikes to be included. Still, looks like you've come a long way, Tula! Does that guy need another Berner? We deliver!

Cezar and Léia said...

oh my sweetie...
Wait a minute please, 'cause mommy Léia here is crazy laughing!!!! :)))
So... "there are many "mangos" in the tree hmmmm?"LOL I need to say your mommy there is very TALENTED and creative, this post is magnificent!
Ahh Tula...I think Mango is charming!
You must be patient!
Have a wonderful week
love you
your friend

Dexter said...

Well, this is proof that I offered my mango-ness to you before that burned yeast dog even showed up, but you scorned me. Yuh.

See ya in grad skool.


Asta said...

I can't believe that Mango had eyes fow anyone but you. You have to be the most bootiful giwl awound.. obviously he's shy and couldn't acknowledge it pwopewly. as you said, Bwooklyn giwls awe the bomb!
Hope you find a date wowfy of you!
smoochie kisses

Bruce said...

Bigger is not always better Tula...I think you'd better stick with me...even though I'm a cat...I'm still your guy.
love ya,

NAK and The Residents of The Khottage Now With Khattledog said...

I mean, if there was going to be a threesome, well, it would be MY floofy tail there and not a Burned Yeast Mountin' Dog

He sooooooooo is a Momma's RH!

Thanks fur sharing!

BTW, my word shows what he is: UNWORTHY

Khyra & Khousin Merdie

Anonymous said...

Oh my dawg. I was totally waiting for this post! I'm tellin' you right now Tula, you could probably stand to take a break from the buns of steel dvd. i mean really... your making the rest of us look wimpy! (Loki's got a muscle butt too, but it's so much, um smaller!)

and how dare he flirt with another on your date? so rude. but i suppose he doesn't know much about how to be a good date gentleman yet. give him time. maybe he'll learn and maybe he'll let you have first licks of the water bowl next time!

ps. my word verification: snowshe... hmmm... is it a coincidence?

Kate said...

A scorned Mango is not to be messed with, aren't those love songs pathetic?

As for the many mangoes in the tree, there is only one RH Mango!

I'm glad you managed to keep your composure!


Molly the Airedale said...

Are you sure you want to mess with a momma's boy, Tula? Could you ever be number one?

Love ya lots,
Maggie and Mitch

Cheyenne -Millie said...

Oh Tula! Boy love is soooo different from girl love!

I forgets ... but mom tells me I had 3 boy kitties chasing me ups and downs the tree before the humans stopped it all ... and there was lots of yowling and catawalering going on!

Hmmm! Word verification is 'heara'!!

Anonymous said...

As I already told your "boyfriend" your date versions were rather consistent. I enjoyed the extra shots though. BTW I used to be in love with the RH, but now I wish you both the best

Agatha and Archie said...

GEEEEESH you have been busy!!!! He really was singing there....AND YOU MET YOUR COUSIN!!! WHOA!!!!! this is pretty big...Love A+A

Golden Woofs! SUGAR said...

Woof! Woof! Oh! My! MANGO ... can't believe it! Lots of Golden Woofs, Sugar